In an enthralling week 5 of the Dorchester Thursday football league, teams across the Premier League and Division 1 divisions put on a show to remember.
In the Premier League division, Pepe Pig FC showed their dominance with an impressive 4-2 victory over Boinky Boys FC. However, the highlight of the week was Stroke Titty's commanding 6-1 win over Brexit Ballers. This win saw Stroke Titty move up in the league tables. ChickyFirma also managed to secure a strong 2-0 win over Dorset Calcio, keeping their hopes alive in the competitive division.
The game between Pay to Win FC and Shane Long Island Iced Tea, ended in favor of the latter, with a 2-0 victory, demonstrating their superior form in the league.
Over in Division 1, Real Sosobad proved that they live up to their name by rolling over Responseless Rovers with a dominant 6-2 win. FSMFC also had an excellent game, thrashing Unathletico Madrid 5-0, while Dyslexia Untied pulled off a narrow 1-0 victory against FC Porno. The night's final game saw Borussia Dorchmund fall to Nottinyourmums Forest FC with a 3-1 scoreline, making it an exhilarating night for football in Dorchester.
The top scorer in the Premier League division was Stroke Titty, bagging 6 goals, while in Division 1, Real Sosobad took the scoring crown with 6 goals.
With these results, the Dorchester Thursday football league continues to heat up, as the teams look forward to week 6 of the season. The excitement is palpable, and the fans can hardly wait for the next round of games.