In an exciting week 8 of the Dorchester Thursday 6-a-side Football League, teams in the Premier League and Division 1 divisions showed exceptional finesse and footballing prowess on the pitch. The Premier League witnessed a flurry of goals, while Division 1 saw a dynamic clash between top teams.
Boinky Boys Fc couldn't fend off Stroke Titty's offensive surge, who handed them a 3 - 0 defeat. In a closely contested match, Shane Long Island Iced Tea edged past Dorset Calcio with a 1 - 0 win. However, the highlight of the Premier League was the high-scoring thriller between ChickyFirma and Pepe Pig FC with the latter reigning supreme, 5 - 0. The Brexit Ballers couldn't withstand the onslaught from Pay To Win FC and faced a 4 - 0 loss. The top scorer for the Premier League division was undeniably Pepe Pig FC that showcased an extraordinary offensive strategy.
Over in Division 1, Nottinyourmums Forest FC clinched a 1 - 0 victory over Unathletico Madrid, while Responseless Rovers outplayed Fc Porno, 2 - 1. The most exciting match was between Dyslexia Untied and Borussia Dorchmund, with Dyslexia Untied dominating the game with a 10 - 0 win. FSMFC secured a 3 - 1 win over Real Sosobad. Standing tall as the top scorer in Division 1, Dyslexia Untied illustrated their offensive strengths with a double-digit victory.
As we move into week 9, teams across both divisions will be looking to improve on their performances and climb the league tables. The Dorchester Thursday 6-a-side Football League continues to deliver thrilling football action, making it a highlight of the local sports calendar.