Dorchester Thursday 6 a side news 2024-11-14
In a thrilling week of action in Dorchester Thursday's 6 a side Football League, the Premier League and Division 1 saw some outstanding performances.
In the Premier League division, Brexit Ballers displayed an awe-inspiring performance against Boinky Boys FC with a 5-3 victory. A special mention has to go to their frontman, who managed to net a hat-trick, making him one of the top scorers in the division. Pay To Win FC demonstrated their domination on the pitch with a 3-0 win over ChickyFirma. Dorset Calcio clinched a narrow victory against Pepe Pig FC with a 2-1 finish, while Shane Long Island Iced Tea and Stroke Titty showcased a balanced performance and shared the spoils with a 1-1 draw.
In Division 1, FSMFC managed to secure a comfortable 4-1 win over Nottinyourmums Forest FC. Dyslexia Untied, despite their amusing name, showed they were no laughing matter on the pitch with a 3-1 victory over Real Sosobad. Borussia Dorchmund, unfortunately, suffered a heavy 6-1 defeat at the hands of FC Porno who boasted the division's top scorer, a forward who bagged an impressive four goals. Lastly, Responseless Rovers secured an easy 3-0 win against Unathletico Madrid.
The league is heating up as we approach the pivotal final weeks. With top scorers from both divisions in scintillating form, fans eagerly await the following week's fixtures. The intensity of competition and level of talent in both the Premier League and Division 1 is a testament to the high standard of football played in the Dorchester Thursday 6 a side league.