Dorchester Thursday 6 a side news 2025-03-13
Dorchester's weekly six-a-side football league lived up to its reputation with another thrilling round of matches in week nine of the action-packed season. The fiercely contested games in both the Premier League and Division 1 left spectators on the edge of their seats.
In the Premier League, FSMFC and I Just Put Matip In battled to a 1-1 draw, demonstrating the close competition at the top level of the league. Pay To Win FC, however, showed their dominance with a convincing 5-0 victory over I Predict A Diet, a display that truly lived up to their name. The last match of this division saw Shane Long Island Iced Tea and Real Sosobad share the spoils with a 1-1 draw.
Over in Division 1, the competition was no less intense. BRAZZERS FC had a narrow 2-1 win against Getafe Me Mason, while the Not So Hotspurs struggled against Broadwey Bashers, losing 3-0. One of the most high-scoring matches of the evening came from Borussia Dorchmund and FC Porno, with FC Porno displaying a dominant performance and a stunning 5-1 victory. The final match of the night saw Responseless Rovers edge out Unathletico Madrid in a tightly contested 3-2 game.
The top scorers for each division showed their individual brilliance. In the Premier League, it was Pay To Win FC's striker, who bagged a hat-trick in their crushing win. Meanwhile, in Division 1, FC Porno's forward stole the show, scoring four of their five goals in their commanding win over Borussia Dorchmund.
As we approach week ten, all teams will be looking to improve their performances and climb up their respective league tables. The Dorchester Thursday league continues to provide a thrilling spectacle for all football fans.