June 6th 2022

Can nobody stop Crystal Phallus

As we approach the end of another season in Dereham on Mondays nights Crystal Phallus have retained the title in the Premier League for a 3rd straight season and look to be going unbeaten with just 2 games left.

Captain Scott Luck must be running out of space at home with all the trophies his team have collected over the past year with his team being far superior to anyone else in Dereham right now. 

As far as the rest of the Premier league goes however things couldn't be any tighter if you tried with just 1 point separating 2nd place and bottom of the league meaning there's all to play for in the last 2 games. 

Over in division 1 Beetley Pumas have secured promotion back to the Premier League with 2 games to spare and captain Soren Gauntlett will be hoping his side secure the title this week as well. 

Its a close run thing with the rest of the league and promotion could be decided by the finest of margins with Old timers leading the race for 2nd by 2 points with Dads bods, RDB Rovers and Shushers all close behind.


We have one space availible in our Monday night 6 a side league at Dereham Neathred high school so if you think you have a team that have what it takes to topple Crystal Phallus next season or you just prefer a fun weekly kickaround then we have the leagues for you. 


Join today online at www.leisureleagues.net

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