January 17th 2023

On a cold night in January

Monday night 6 a side football continued last night under the floodlights in Dereham at Neathred high school with the top 4 all meeting in the Premier league and the battle for promotion continuing in division 1. On a cold January night Get kebabed continue their fine run of form with a two nil win against the uphill gardeners who with many shots, couldn’t find the target. Sam (get kebabed) showed a midfield masterclass today with sublime through balls and an affinity for keeping possession, well deserved man of the match.There was goals galore in Dad bods vs. Crystal Phallus but it was Crystal Phallus who came out on top with an impressive tally of six goals to four. A valiant display from Dad bods should be noted but today just wasn’t their day.Great age were all over Shushers today scoring 4 in an impressive display, controlling all aspects of play, from defence to attack, only slipping once allowing Shushers through on goal and a cool finish into the bottom right corner. Clive Lovick of Hakuna Juan Mata was awarded the man of the match in his game tonight although that was all he went home with as Redstar bellends gained all three points after going ahead twice after being pegged back seconds after going ahead. Old timers picked up the win in their game with Cyslexic Dunts today with an impressive display scoring 4 times and Regan picking up the man of the match accolade for his part in his teams victory, though the opposition scored twice, he was integral in stopping Cyslexic attacks and defended extremely well.Beetley Vs Paris ended in a stalemate. Paris much on top having most of the possession all game but Beetley countered very well and could have won the game if it wasn't for bushy making numerous saves.

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