In the thrilling skirmishes of the Plymouth Monday Football league, Week 2 brought electrifying action across all divisions; Premier League, Division 1, Division 2, Division 3, Division 4, and Division 5.
In the Premier League, Crouch Potato dominated the field with a staggering 4-0 victory over Eleven Thirty FC. The Balotellitubbies and Saltash Unathletic played a hard-fought match that ended in a 2-2 draw.
Division 1 saw Jive Turkeys triumph over Barely Athletic 4-1. Chicken Tikka No Salahd claimed an impressive victory over Law Abiding Sigurdssons, with a final score of 5-3. The Receding Hairlines narrowly overcame Maradona Kebabs with a 4-3 win.
In Division 2, Ball Of Duty beat Not In Ur Mums Forrest FC 5-4 in a nail-biting encounter. Champagne SuperRovers edged out Paraolympiacos Fc 2-1. The highlight of the division was Unathletico Madrid's 7-3 defeat at the hands of Phantom Of The Chopra.
Division 3 saw FC Jay secure a 2-0 win over Gurnow Mill. I Need A Breather United demonstrated their superiority with a 7-0 victory over For The Fish FC, while Royal Bale bested Real Sosobad 4-1.
In Division 4, Mr Men And Friends triumphed over BBB FC with a 3-1 scoreline, and Spastic Moscow overcame Trousers Down 11 with a 4-1 victory.
Lastly, Division 5 witnessed AF United demolish Boi United 7-0. Inter Ya Nan also pulled off a remarkable 7-3 victory over Austin FC, while Sevilla Depression managed to edge out The Titans 2-0.
The top scorers for each division were Crouch Potato (Premier League), Chicken Tikka No Salahd (Division 1), Phantom Of The Chopra (Division 2), I Need A Breather United (Division 3), Spastic Moscow (Division 4) and AF United (Division 5). We'll be keeping an eye on their performance as the season progresses.