In the barnstorming Barnsley Sunday 6-a-side Football League, week 7 saw high-octane action in all divisions.
In the Premier League matches, Pros And Cons triumphed over Benteke Fried Chicken with a 4-1 scoreline. Paris Ganjaman narrowly escaped defeat with a 1-0 victory against Real Sociopaths, and False Madrid outplayed SPORTING LITBONG 3-1.
Division 1 saw NOT IN YOUR MUMS FOREST emerge victorious over BALLOTELITUBBIES 4-1, while NOT ROYSTON FC and Craggy FC ended in a 2-2 draw. CHICKY LICKY also registered a convincing 4-1 win against REMY BOYZ. The standout player in this division was Clarkey from NOT IN YOUR MUMS FOREST, netting two goals.
Division 2's clash of titans resulted in AJAX TREES DOWN narrowly defeating Poonjab FC 5-4, while ROMASEXUALS trounced POGGY REDS 7-2. Ben Dover secured a comfortable 5-2 victory against OCCASIONALLY UNITED, and PGM handed a 5-0 defeat to MAN TITTY FC. The division's top scorer, scoring three goals, was REECE from AJAX TREES DOWN.
In Division 3, Avon Alkmaar overpowered BOCA SENIORS with a 5-0 victory, Wayne And Windy defeated Cons N Pros 4-2, Spazmoidz eked out a 1-0 victory against Nigerias Finest, and Six Offenders outdid PREMIERS OLD BOYS 5-2.
Division 4 was headlined by Bayer Neverlusen's 3-1 victory over 2 In Pink One In Stink, Unfit Fc's close 2-1 win against Havent Jotta Clue, BurdIsBurgled's 3-1 triumph over THE REJECTS, and Porky Blunders' impressive 3-1 win against Kroos Control. LUKE from Porky Blunders was the top scorer, earning the accolade with a sole goal.
The most valued player of the week was Kieren Clarkson from Spazmoidz, who stood out for his exceptional performance. This week's matches showed the fierce competition and high level of skill present in all divisions, promising an exciting season ahead.