Monday 12th June - Walsall Oak Park Round-Up

Match Report - Walsall Oak Park Monday 6-a-side League - Game Week 4 (12th June)

Premier Division:

In an action-packed evening of football, the Premier Division delivered thrills and surprises that left spectators in awe. The Duke of York showcased their regal skills as they ascended to the top of the table with a commanding 6-3 victory over Euro Anchor FC. The Duke's dominance on the pitch proved to be their crowning achievement in this game.

Meanwhile, Dennis' Disciples faced a formidable opponent in Foley Kings, who ruled the field with an impressive 8-2 triumph. Dennis' Disciples were left searching for divine inspiration as Foley Kings reigned supreme, displaying their commanding prowess and leaving their opponents in awe.

In a surprise scoreline that shook the Premier Division, Stroke Titty sent shockwaves through the league as they defeated Last Chance U in a resounding 5-0 victory. Last Chance U, previously sitting comfortably in second place, were caught off guard by the relentless offensive assault from Stroke Titty, causing them to drop down the rankings.

Division One:

The division's frontrunners, Langers FC, continued their exceptional run with a hard-fought 3-2 win against Dude Where's My Ladders. Langers FC demonstrated their ladder-climbing skills, maintaining their 100% record and leading the way in Division One. Despite a valiant effort from Dude Where's My Ladders, it was Langers FC who held their ground and emerged victorious.

In an electrifying clash, the Vegas Degenerates took on Shelfield Wednesday and emerged triumphant with a dominant 7-3 win. The Degenerates' gambling spirit paid off as they surged into third place, leaving Shelfield Wednesday in their wake. It was a match filled with excitement and high-scoring action that had fans on the edge of their seats.

Division Two:

Beercelona, the table-toppers, continued their unstoppable form, claiming a fifth consecutive win in emphatic fashion against Dad Bods. The beer-fueled athletes of Beercelona left their opponents feeling the effects of their overwhelming offensive prowess, sealing an 8-2 victory and shattering Dad Bods' previously perfect start to the season. Beercelona showcased their intoxicating skills and established themselves as the team to beat.

ARBO FC, sitting in third place, closed the gap on the second-placed team with a hard-fought 4-2 victory over Road to Relegation. ARBO FC's determination and tenacity were on full display as they secured the win, setting their sights on climbing further up the rankings.

In a closely contested encounter, Save Shane's Turtle managed to squeak out a narrow 1-0 victory over Hong Kong Vesey. The game was a battle of resilience and defensive prowess, with Save Shane's Turtle managing to hold on to their slim advantage until the final whistle. The victory will surely boost their confidence moving forward.

Division Three:

In Division Three, Interyananny showcased their attacking prowess with a convincing 5-2 win over Six Offenders. Interyananny's relentless assault on the opposition's goal proved too much to handle, leaving Six Offenders struggling to find an answer.

Croft VI dominated their encounter against league debutants Shithouse FC, emerging victorious with a commanding 6-2 win. While Shithouse FC faced a tough initiation into the league, they will undoubtedly be determined to bounce back and correct their course in the coming weeks.

In a gritty performance, Unathletico Madrid secured a hard-fought 1-0 victory over Tea and Busquets. Unathletico Madrid's unwavering determination and defensive resilience paid off as they held on to claim all three points. The narrow victory highlighted their ability to grind out results when it matters most.

The league extends its gratitude to all participating teams for their continued commitment and reliability. The addition of new team Shithouse FC brought excitement to the league, and their determination to improve will surely make for an intriguing season. Teams are reminded to contact Shaun at Head Office for any inquiries or assistance.

As the league heads into Game Week 6, we wish all the teams the best of luck. Walsall's premier providers of small-sided football are thrilled to witness the ongoing passion and skill on display.