In the illustrious Premier League, INTER YOUR NAN FC dominated the field with a 7-1 victory over Tin Foil Hats FC. Another highlight was Haller You Kante's resounding 6-1 win against Victor Moses Lawn. Grupo Desportivo Dos Palops-Worcester triumphed over CHAMPS FC, and Up The Sauce outscored Mafia FC with a 6-2 victory.
Down to Division 1, the top scorers were Oliver Skipp Leg Day with an astounding 9-0 win over Sussy Six, making their mark as a strong contender. Haller You Kante 2 secured a comfortable 7-2 victory over Brom FC, while Not in Your Mums Forest narrowly defeated Toe Poke FC 3-2.
In Division 2, the matches were less fruitful in terms of goals, but no less intense. Both Holding Matip and Brexit Ballers ended their match in a 2-2 stalemate, while Broken Ankles and Donnarumma Kebab SFC settled for a goal-less draw.
Meanwhile, in Division 3, John Duran A Marathon overpowered Chum Fc 5-1, and Chaps FC shut out Macgregors Mighty Men with a 7-0 scoreline. The highest scoring match of the division was South Wales United's clash with Desex Friends, ending in a 7-5 victory for Desex Friends.
The league continues to deliver high-quality football with teams showing great skill and determination. Each week brings new triumphs and challenges, as teams jostle for position in their respective divisions. We await the next round of games with eager anticipation.