LEAGUE POSITION
9th POSITION
With games left
18
TEAM STATISTICS
0 Championship Titles
| NUMBER OF SEASONS PLAYED | 1 |
| NUMBER OF GAMES PLAYED | 4 |
| TOTAL WINS | 1 |
| TOTAL DRAWS | 0 |
| TOTAL LOSSES | 3 |
| TOTAL NUMBER OF GOALS SCORED | 7 |
| BIGGEST EVER WIN | 3 - 1 |
Rugby Dons FC
VS
Crystal Phallus
UPCOMING FIXTURES: Tuesday
| 24 Sep 20:00 |
 Rugby Dons FC
|
VS
|
 Crystal Phallus
|
| 01 Oct 20:00 |
Crystal Phallus
|
VS
|
Ledge and Derry
|
| 08 Oct 20:30 |
Romasexuals fc
|
VS
|
Crystal Phallus
|
| 15 Oct 20:30 |
Crystal Phallus
|
VS
|
Yamal the Batty FC
|
| 22 Oct 21:00 |
Farmers
|
VS
|
Crystal Phallus
|
| Rugby Dons FC |
20:00 k/o | Crystal Phallus |
|
| Crystal Phallus |
20:00 k/o | Ledge and Derry |
|
| Romasexuals fc |
20:30 k/o | Crystal Phallus |
|
| Crystal Phallus |
20:30 k/o | Yamal the Batty FC |
|
| Farmers |
21:00 k/o | Crystal Phallus |
LATEST RESULTS: Tuesday
WON LOST DREW
| 17 Sep 21:00 |
Crystal Phallus
|
3 - 1 |
Pepe Pig
|
| 10 Sep 21:00 |
 Marcos Alonsos Driving School
|
7 - 2 |
Rosa parks the bus
|
| 03 Sep 21:00 |
Rosa parks the bus
|
2 - 4 |
 Seventeen Going Undav
|
| 27 Aug 20:30 |
 Patchester United
|
7 - 0 |
Rosa parks the bus
|
| Crystal Phallus |
3 - 1 | Pepe Pig |
|
| Byfield Hooligans FC |
7 - 2 | Crystal Phallus |
|
| Crystal Phallus |
2 - 4 | Seventeen Going Undav |
|
| Patchester United |
7 - 0 | Crystal Phallus |